All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Done the whole “It’s three weeks until my birthday… it’s two weeks until my birthday… my birthday is next week… guess who turns 40 tomorrow” thing. But if I’m being totally honest (and it’s my pity party so I get to be) I guess I was expecting more. Oh and Happy Belated! I know how it feels…I got ignored for my 50th. The well-wishing truly did mean a lot to me, as I was anticipating that everyone was just going to space off my special day. Plus 24 more candles equals…? And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. Answer Save. I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! How’s a bro to adjust? You deserve lots of attention…hugs. For kind of a 'big number' birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. The Inner Sanctum mysteries could have done the trick—the franchise was based on a popular radio show and came with a built-in audience. Unless you’re into the diaper thing….. if you lived in philly, you would NOT have been ignored, that’s for damn sure! Sorry your birthday (and your 40th at that) was not so great. I hate to say this but if you’ve hit 40 and had a sucky birthday, there’s a good chance that birthdays will suck for the rest of your life. Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. From anyone. I mean, I really didn’t get jack shit yesterday. Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. I feel that if you have to constantly poke and prod people into remembering your birthday, then any sort of recognition on the day feels rather forced. Summary: Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. As it was, I had a bagel sandwich and watched HGTV until Kyle brought over some chocolate mousse and we played some Wii. But, noone else in my family remembered either. And taking the day off and then having to come back in for the rest of the week would just make the sucking that much more vivid. Scriptwriting; The Breakfast Club Script PDF: Plot, Monologues, and Scene Analysis. Unlike other monologue collections where they are all about the same length and have a similar voice, these monologues have enough variety to challenge any skill level. And now I feel bad because all that sounds like more fun than chocolate mousse and a whirl on the Wii. Not really but I’m trying to find a silver lining for you. 1h 39m. -Mark, Happy belated Birthday, by the way! Y’all need to be getting over yourself right now! Late birthday greetings. Samantha "Sam" Baker (Molly Ringwald) Not-So-Sweet Sixteen. Sixteen Candles Cast. Titles for girls include: The Runaway, The Betrayal, Love at First Sight, Sixteen Candles, A Central Park Moon, Talking to Myself, Our First Kiss, and more I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. Happy 40th, Mister! Rambling Along In Life (With a Stern Point of View), Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore. I expected more from a guy that, well comes across so sharp. Sixteen Candles (1984) Soundtrack 4 May 1984. Is it too late for you to come here/me to come there and let me shower you with attention and birthday treats? The Breakfast Club Script Takeaway #1 The Breakfast Club Quotes. Sorry I forgot your birthday. Not even a ‘happy birthday’. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. Feb 13, 2020 - Explore Roger Anderson's board "anthony m hall" on Pinterest. 173. We just had bagels last week for another birthday. On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club script—five people sit in a room and talk about their feelings—doesn’t exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. The different situations, styles, and voices make it easy for actors to find a monologue they can relate to. So I get to save two fifty on a bottle of Juniper Breeze Antibacteria Gel. advertisement. They not only got office parties, but they also had the traditional “over the hill” parties replete with funny gifts and tombstones, black streamers, black balloons and black cake. And for bigger birthdays, they’ll even sneak in and decorate your cube with banners and shit. Sixteen Candles, on the other hand, is a coming of age story of a young teenage girl, Sam, and her journey through high school. From me and “Molly”. After 14,610 days on this planet, it was treated basically the same as day 14,609. I’ll buy you a drink when you’re around Philly. My boss did remember and gave me a nice birthday card. When Mike is accused of hitting his younger sister. I started hating it when I was in my teens. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. Your FB info doesn’t list it, either. Unfortunately, we’re the type that don’t get much attention, but happy birthday my friend. But each line is so uniquely attached to … I had no idea it was your birthday! It’s not like I wanted a surprise birthday breakfast and a huge party with tons of friends, a pink Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it, and a really hot guy like you meet in France and you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes. Anyway, I rang you and sang happy birthday in French. But, I did have a nice B-day dinner (Mexican) with the Evilganome. That’s it. 46m. Sixteen Candles’ Jake Ryan is the dream boy of the 1980s. To hell with everyone else. Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. I must admit the flowers from mom were an unexpected bright spot in my day. Esquire - It's a common misunderstanding, but maybe Netflix should run with it and kick off the '80s Reboot Cinematic Universe. Wishing you all those wishes and some hot man to give you your birthday spankings! Smooch! I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. ( Log Out /  Wish I knew how I could make it better. I remember when each of my parents turned 40. Sam wants what every kid wants for their sixteenth birthday: a date, a car, and maybe some cake. So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. Anyone? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Sixteen Candles. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. And then do you think that the ‘surprise’ party that my Mom laid on the next day happened by accident. I need one that was preformed by her, I would prefer it to be from Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles. 255K. Now buck up and go slime yourself for me:) Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Thanks! Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Change ). Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? That’s sort of nice, isn’t it? happy happy 40th (you don’t look a day over 35!) We will go have dinner, a movie, and celebrate our birthdays. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. November 30, 2020 November 30, 2020 Joseph Arnone Family Drama 1 Act Play: Them Candles, Teen Drama Play: Them Candles by Joseph Arnone, Teen Monologue from One Act Plays, Teen Monologues from Drama Plays, Teenage Monologues from 1 Act Plays I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. Having my 40th birthday not forgotten would also have been kinda nice. With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Buehller?? List of Songs. For anything. But, as I said before, I was stupidly hoping for more than I got. Too bad he didn’t know that at the time***. Such an old, old man! Music playing in Mike's bedroom. Sam is seen as very insecure and unsatisfied with her love life but eventually is able to attract the boy of her dreams, as we see them embrace, in … I feel your pain. Happy Belated Birthday. ( Log Out /  sixteen-candles.JPG. I would have seen to THAT! It was written and directed by John Hughes in his directorial debut Plot. Sorry I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday. But a bunch of her problems would be solved if she wished for what every sixteen-year-old needs: some self-confidence. Selections range from one to five minutes and include comedy, drama, and everything in between. ( Log Out /  What more do you want? Something. A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. I mean, you’re only like 20 hours away and I DO have a 3 day weekend….sigh…happy belated birthday handsome. CB…I tell no one it’s my birthyday except for one or two friends..and plan something with them…cause I don’t want a big thing. M’Lynn Eatenton's Monologue from Steel Magnolias including context, text and video example. Written and directed by John Hughes. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air 'cause he knows he got me. Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. I turned 45, bought a new toaster with my birthday coupon from Ace Hardware and then had dinner at Outback sitting at the bar, by myself, reading the Mets game. And earlier this year one of the accountants turned 40. We all have that one movie that changed our lives forever—the one we have seen countless times that we have memorized the dialogues and monologues of every character. Home » Monologues » ‘Easy A’ (Olive): “Is chivalry dead?”. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. Sorry your b-day wasn’t as cracked up to what it should have been. At least you are consistent with having crappy milestone birthdays. Now it’s definitely bad. So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. At least your boobies are full grown now! I chalk up some of my misery to the day of the week. Sorry this one fell short…happy bday, amigo. It's no secret that "Spider-Man: Homecoming" intentionally harkens back to John Hughes' iconic teen movies of the 1980s, including "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles… So—if you are ever in NYC, let me know. When the "dude-erus speaks, E.F. Hutton listens. The Breakfast Club is one of the greatest coming-of-age films of all time. Anyone? Yesterday. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Atleast it doesn’t fall on the day after Christmas like mine! and many many more for ole mangina! You big pussy CB. I may be heading up your way next month to visit my sister, perhaps Gary and I can take you out for a belated birthday dinner? Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. Well, because I work in a family owned company who puts out monthly birthday lists, and birthday celebrants at the very least get a bagel breakfast (for you and all the office). Oops. Lots of my friends on facebook wished me well only because facebook reminds them that it was my birthday. I worked hard to make sure that every living relative was in that room. I will add it. The '80s icon, of The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles fame, is presently the … Yesterday was my birthday too. Granted the chocolates were all broken and melted together when I got them, but it’s the thought that counts. At least this way I actually get a… I’m sending 41 virtual paddywhacks your way and the line starts right.behind.me. When she arrived, they had a skeleton sitting in her chair with a wig on it. Although given my luck, the table would’ve shattered under the weight and I’d have ended up “end up ” in the emergency room with shards of glass in my backside. Sixteen Candles is an absolutely classic 80s romantic comedy that skyrocketed Molly Ringwald’s career, and made the world fall in love with Anthony Michael Hall, who played a … To be clear, I was definitely NOT expecting this level of fete. Sure they would have had to force me to go because I was having a fairly miserable day, but at least then I would have known people cared enough to try to make it somewhat memorable for me. 40 was great, 45 no so much. I posted on facebook that I was going to be at a certain saloon in NYC at 5:30 so people could stop by on their way to the theater (many of my friends are Broadway ushers) and nobody showed up. Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. happy belated sweetie!!! Baby, I had to work at making my birthday happen – do you think that fifty of my most fabulous friends all bearing gifts and alcohol actually turned up for my first fortieth party without me telling them it was my birthday? I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Sixteen Candles is a 1984 American coming-of-age comedy film starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, and Anthony Michael Hall. I didn’t get any b-day cards from my brothers and my parents are both dead. But I was very cranky, and didn’t make it very easy. Pity parties kinda suck, you deserved much better for your 40th. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! I fuckin’ hate my birthday for a lot of the same reasons. Welcome to the glass-half-empty life. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! I wanted all that planned for me and to just be taken out. I hope all your blogger buddies write down your birthday for next year!! Small comfort, I know, after the fact but I truly hate that your birthday, especially your 40th, was not the day it should of been, expectations or know. SONGS. What did I want? Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in director John Hughes' 1984 teen classic, "Sixteen Candles." DAMMIT! Annie Hall Sixteen Candles Mise-en-scene is compilation of everything that appears on the screen from actors, lighting, props and costumes. The background is solid and opening monologue has many lines and they have been captured by the pop culture consciousness. I got two cards and a handful of “happy birthdays”. My mother, of course, remembered my birthday. Happy bday! Take comfort in knowing that you share your birthday with Macaulay Culkin (though he turned 29). Relevance. After the success of The Wolf Man, Chaney became Universal’s go-to monster—he needed a break from the make-up chair as much as he longed for a more conventional leading man’s role. Well, I guess that wouldn’t be happening either if I hadn’t pressed a dozen or so of my closest into crossing international borders and coming to Paris to celebrate the wonder of me. Buddy– Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? Now with hotties like Anderson Cooper (42) the sky is the limit. And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. Add scene description. Somewhere, way out there, in an undisclosed location, maybe, Anthony Michael Hall's ears are burning. Do you really want to be reminded that you’re so much more closer to a dirt bath? Well now the whole blogsphere knows, so get ready! Maybe chivalry isn’t dead, but it’s in a coma and the prognosis isn’t good. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. But that really isn’t my style. I turned 49. Two separate collections of monologues comprised of 50 monologues for girls and 50 monologues for guys. Finally, the Sixteen Candles script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the John Hughes movie with Molly Ringwald. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. But no. This collection is perfect for classroom practice, auditions, and competitions. CB. While Netflix, one of the most popular video streaming services, only launched in the 1990s, we mothers had also gushed about nostalgic 80s teen movies. I need a Molly Ringwald monologue!? god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. Type: Comediceval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_1',156,'0','0'])); Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. "Sixteen Candles" is highly regarded by many as one of the best 80s Rom-Coms, but it contains multiple themes of racism, sexism, ableism, and classism that, quite frankly, aren’t funny 1. For those that did remember and wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much! VIEWS. Dont think I even have it on my Facebook calendar. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Sixteen Candles (1984) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Sam is unhappy with her body. *** update:  To be fair, Kyle DID try to get me out for dinner. Voila! On the lighter side, at least you didn’t have to put up with the whole “OMG 40 means you’re going to die someday!” black balloon, Depends for gifts, kind of thing. Sorry to have missed your “big day”. 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